Tuesday 29 September 2015

Paris bulletin 7 2015


A squad of men in white overalls, equipped with ladders and paint brushes, has gone into the hangar at the back of our yard today. They will be getting the space ready for Raf Simon’s collections next week, Paris Fashion Week.
 
Raf Simons looking nervy in our courtyard
Raf Simons, currently Creative Director at Christian Dior, has been using the warehouse at the back of our courtyard to promote his own label, for some years now. Next week you can practically guarantee the lights will be on all night, the air will be filled with throbbing music and the yard itself with stick-thin, black-clad, smoking youff. It may not stop the Turkish-owned food shop on the ground floor continuing to park great sacks of onions and potatoes in the same open space. That’s the only place they’ve got to unload their pallets into the shop itself.
The Kube is another high-end venue nearby, specifically right across the street from my flat, down a little cul de sac, le passage Ruelle, and discretely hidden behind a high wall. The hotel is a favourite stop-off for globe-trotting artistes because it combines relative closeness to the airport with the buzz of the city. It has recently opened an Ice bar, the first in Paris, I believe (Glasgow already has one...) 20 tonnes of carved ice, lit by LED multi-coloured lights. You get 25 minutes of chill, during which you are served cocktails, one of which ‘Finlandia’ is based on a Finnish vodka which the ‘pub’ tells us, is made from the purest ingredients nature can supply, using spring water flowing from glaciers which lie over 10,000 year-old moraine. A load of complete and utter bullshit you may (rightly) think, but it does the trick with the well-heeled lovelies and not-so lovelies looking for something new to stimulate their jaded palettes.
                                       the ice bar in the Kube, Paris
             That’s Shoreditch and la Chapelle for you, (and several other big-city hot-spots you could point to) – the haves rubbing shoulders with the have-nots, getting close, but never too close to the real-life grunge, the cardboard homes, of the streets.
Staying with ice for a moment, Nuit Blanche is about to happen again (on 3rd October). This year, the central theme will be climate change, looking ahead to the global meeting due to take place here in December. One exhibit not to miss before it disappears will be ‘Ice Monument’ by Zhenchen Liu: an installation of 270 blocks of coloured ice symbolising the countries of the world, right there, in the heart of the city, on the parvis de l’Hotel de Ville. The blocks will gradually melt so by the end of the night they will form an immense lake of multi-coloured water. If there is any chance you might be in Paris next weekend, that’s one not to miss, but there is more, so much more, all round the city and this year in the suburbs too.
Nuit Blanche 2015 : le parcours Nord-Est
You are invited to place an ice figure on the steps in the square Aristide Cavaillie-Col and watch it melt. Installation by Nele Azevedo
Then there is the burning question of the diesel engine and its polluants, a big problem in France as a whole, but particularly acute in a city like Paris where most car journeys are short so the diesel emissions are that much higher because the engine doesn’t get time to warm up (that’s what I’ve understood anyway). What is the answer? It’s obviously not to institute a day of ‘no cars’ as happened on Sunday 27th September – much publicised but in this part of town relatively little heeded. Some much bolder, better funded, initiative is needed to get people out of their cars and onto the buses, trams and underground. The problem is not the city-centre dwellers so much as the banlieusards who don’t like being crammed into over-crowded, dirty trains either at the beginning or the end of their working day. And who can blame them? Having done a few train journeys like that in the UK this summer – the London-Brighton run was ghastly, the Lockerbie-Edinburgh scarcely better - I can sympathise with anyone who decides to burn a little fuel and stay out of the scrum.
What is the answer? Some grand statement of intent like ‘rediscover our common humanity’? But how? Watch Human, the 3-volume portrayal by Yann Arthus Bertrand – free to view on YouTube? Great movie but it’s hardly going to change the way we live. Watching, anything or anyone isn’t going to make a jot of difference.
John McDonnell, the new shadow chancellor, had the temerity to mention Marx in his speech to the Labour Party conference. Perhaps the time has come to take a fresh look at Sartre too.